tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4802849693654969342011-04-21T18:53:15.132-07:00Makrnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-480284969365496934.post-39246418079943075692008-10-23T15:28:00.000-07:002008-10-26T18:47:15.093-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m8795mubiVA/SQEPxd5S6aI/AAAAAAAAACQ/paavaBqMOeU/s1600-h/446px-Uncle_Sam_%28pointing_finger%29.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 295px; height: 397px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m8795mubiVA/SQEPxd5S6aI/AAAAAAAAACQ/paavaBqMOeU/s320/446px-Uncle_Sam_%28pointing_finger%29.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260503182258399650" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >DESIRED: </span><span style="font-family:arial;">YOU</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">SKILLS LEARNED: </span><br /><br />1. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Learn how to lose confidence in </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">every</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> institution and industry of society</span>, including but not limited to (1) public education, (2) private education, (3) college education, (4) the fashion industry, (5) the auto industry, (6) Wal-Mart, (7) 'mom and pop' shops, (8) the criminal justice system, (9) you get the idea.<br /><br />2. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gain the best skepticism around from sociological perspectives. </span>This will allow you to look at every situation and find those who are being abused and who is doing the abusing. If this doesn't occur, you may be overcome by the ambivalence of post-modernism.<br /><br />3. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Learn skills in spouting statistics. </span> Aren't you tired of people saying things that aren't really true. "50 % of blah blah blah." Now you will know if they are telling the truth.<br /><br />4. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Become depressed by admitting you can do nothing to help. </span>Learning all that you will learn may become depressing as you realize that no one, yes, not even sociologists, can fix the problems you are now so intimately aware of.<br /><br />5. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Learn how to publish for the editors, your job depends on it. </span>Learn acceptable studies and acceptable results--without this vital information, you will not be able to publish. Publishing is key to being a sociologist. You cannot publish if you do not please the editors.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">FAQ:<br /><br />FAQ1. What will I do with my degree?<br /></span>Your degree will prepare you to gain even more skills at the graduate level. This will require you to invest even more time and money into a path of perfecting your skepticism of society.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">FAQ2. What if I don't want to lose hope and become cynical?<br /></span><span>Pick a different degree (please see the advisement center)</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/480284969365496934-3924641807994307569?l=victimsofsociology.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makrnoreply@blogger.com3